GUIDES

Every game on this site was written here, so these guides are worked out from the games themselves rather than guessed at from playing them. Where a guide gives a number - how much health a fighter has, how much standing an ending needs, how often a punch breaks a window - it is the number the game actually uses.

• Fat Gus the Squirrel guide: all ten levels, every troublemaker and a top score

  A GUIDE TO FAT GUS THE SQUIRREL

  How far Gus can jump, how to beat every cat, dog, rat and angry neighbour, what is waiting on all ten levels from Highgate to Tooting, and where the points are.

• Fairground Days ticket guide: every stall, every bear and how to score 100

  A GUIDE TO FAIRGROUND DAYS

  How each Fairground Days stall pays out, how long to hold at the coconuts and bean bags, what the targets are worth, and how many tickets each bear costs.

• Roll-a-Ball Derby guide: how hard to roll and how to win the final

  A GUIDE TO ROLL-A-BALL DERBY

  How long to hold for every row of holes, how slow a ball must be to drop, how fast the rivals score in each race, and how to get round the pegs on all ten tables.

• Fart Attack 2 boss guide: how to beat all ten Big Stinkers

  A GUIDE TO FART ATTACK 2

  Every Fart Attack 2 boss with its health, what hurts it and how to beat it, plus how beans, fizz, Mega Gas and combos really work.

• Fart Attack high-score guide: points, bosses and how long a run lasts

  A GUIDE TO FART ATTACK

  How Fart Attack scores, how much health each boss has on every loop, how many kills each level needs, and how to keep a combo going for a high score.

• Grape Expectations study guide: grape synonyms, sweet wines and bottle sizes

  A GUIDE TO GRAPE EXPECTATIONS

  Revise for the Grape Expectations wine quiz: grape synonyms, names that sound alike, how sweet wines are made, sherry, port and Madeira styles, and bottle sizes.

• Kings or Commons walkthrough: every ending and how to reach it

  A GUIDE TO KINGS OR COMMONS

  A chapter-by-chapter Kings or Commons walkthrough: what each choice does to your stats, how the three fights work, and how to reach the top ending.

• Lisbon Fury fighter guide: all ten opponents and how to beat them

  A GUIDE TO WALLACE BROS: LISBON FURY

  How to beat every opponent on the Lisbon Fury ladder, with each fighter's health, damage and how often they block, taken from the game itself.

• Meadow Fever team guide: the best Shrewsbury eleven for the cup run

  A GUIDE TO MEADOW FEVER

  Every Meadow Fever player's ratings, the strongest eleven for a 4-4-2, who to bring in for suspensions, and how strong each cup opponent is.

• Mega Menagerie animal guide: which monster to pick and why

  A GUIDE TO MEGA MENAGERIE

  All seven Mega Menagerie animals compared on speed, climbing, wall-smashing and toughness, plus how much each food heals and how to survive the army.

• Ultimate Olympic Decathlon scoring guide: how to get 1,000 points an event

  A GUIDE TO ULTIMATE OLYMPIC DECATHLON

  What time, distance or weight earns 500, 900 or 1,000 points in each Ultimate Olympic Decathlon event, and the pacing that gets you there.

• Sanctuary ape guide: the six apes, the ten fights and Magog

  A GUIDE TO SANCTUARY OF THE PLANET OF THE APES

  Which Sanctuary ape to pick and how to beat every opponent up to Magog, with health, reach, block rates and special damage taken from the game.

• Seaweed Casserole boss guide: beating all five bosses, lap after lap

  A GUIDE TO SEAWEED CASSEROLE

  Every Seaweed Casserole boss's health on each lap, why throwing beats punching, how to crack the Pressure Pot, and what each ingredient can do to you.